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Title: A Bathroom So Small, I Got to Know Myself Better
Hotel Indigo Atlanta charmed me with its stylish decor, friendly staff, and prime location. But the real star of the show? The bathroom — a masterclass in space efficiency.
This isn’t just a small bathroom; it’s an intimate experience. By the time I closed the door, we were on a first-name basis. Turning around felt like solving a Rubik’s Cube with my body. I’m fairly certain the shower and sink are in a committed relationship — they’re that close.
Need to reach the towel rack? Congratulations, it’s also the toilet paper holder, the light switch, and possibly the emergency exit.
All jokes aside, everything was spotless and functional, and I left with a newfound appreciation for minimalism — and my own flexibility.
Would I stay here again? Absolutely. But I might stretch first.