It was like something out of a bad comedy movie. The room absolutely stank of smoke, the bathroom sinks had burn marks all over them, the door to the bathroom was broken and wouldn’t close, the taps and shower were rusty, the plastic shower floor was cracked, the whole thing was just falling to pieces.
It was cheap but unacceptably poor accommodation and it didn’t feel particularly safe with our children either. Dodgy motel vibes.