The room might have been clean. It smelled of cleaner. But the floor was sticky (maybe because of the cleaner, maybe not), there was only one, extremely bright light controlled by a wall switch, no lamps or anything. There were no chairs, no stands or surfaces to put luggage on, no hangers (but a rod). The blinds in the room (that open to the parking lot) were those paper according style broken and with a hole torn in it. The blinds in the bathroom that open into a pubs parking lot were also broken, but at least not paper. I managed to get them both closed but didn't risk reopening them.
It's supposed to be a non smoking property but the neighbors on both sides smoked at their front door all day. Every unit has a random chair out front of it to sit on (and smoke?) and they range from filthy camping chairs, broken dining room chairs and, of all things, a busted up wheel chair. One of our smoking neighbors stole our chair. Oddly I haveq no complaints about this.
On more than one occassion we returned to find people congregated at our door smoking. They were nice and polite but it was still incredibly uncomfortable for us.
The heat worked, too well, so we had to make the room super hot before bed, turn it off, and then wake up cold. Alternatively we would have slept in a sauna or woken up as an ice cube.
I'd assume it's a hourly hooker hotel if it weren't for the signs warning you you will be evicted for having visitors.
I could go on but am running out of characters.
