Summary:
Travel back 65 million years and step into a world where dinosaurs roam once again! Nestled near the breathtaking Columbia River Gorge, this Jurassic Park-themed home is designed for the ultimate prehistoric adventure. From the moment you arrive, you'll be greeted by a life-sized T-Rex, Velociraptor, and Triceratops, setting the stage for an unforgettable stay. Every corner of this immersive retreat will transport you to a time when dinosaurs ruled the Earth. Fur babies stay for FREE! 🐾
The Space:
Welcome to Your Jurassic Retreat – A Prehistoric Escape Like No Other!
Step into a 2,166 sq. ft. dinosaur paradise, where animatronic dinosaurs and authentic movie props bring the Jurassic era to life! This pet-friendly adventure home offers the perfect mix of thrill and comfort for families, friends, and your beloved furry companions.
Unrivaled Comfort & Adventure Await:
🛏 Bedroom 1: Queen Bed
🛏 Bedroom 2: Queen Bed
🛏 Bedroom 3: Twin/Full Bunk Bed + Twin Trundle
🛏 Bedroom 4: Twin/Twin Bunk Bed + Twin Trundle
Modern Comforts with a Prehistoric Twist:
🌋 Hot Tub Retreat – Soak under the stars after a day of adventure
📺 75" Smart TV – Movie nights just got legendary
🏡 Open-Concept Design – Spacious, inviting, and perfect for making memories
Fully Stocked for Your Stay:
🍽 Chef’s Kitchen – Keurig coffee maker, toaster, microwave, and service for 12
🔥 Outdoor Oasis – Propane BBQ, picnic table, and a relaxing hot tub
🐾 Pet Perks – Food & water bowls, potty pads, dog treats, and a scooper with bags
Extras to Make Your Stay Seamless:
✅ Free high-speed WiFi
✅ Fresh linens & towels
✅ Complimentary toiletries
✅ Washer & dryer for added convenience
🚗 Parking: Driveway fits 4 vehicles (4WD required for access).
Your Jurassic adventure starts here—book now and experience the ultimate prehistoric getaway! 🦖🔥
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):
🔹 Stair Access – Three bedrooms and one bathroom require climbing stairs; the main level has step-free access.
🔹 4x4/AWD Required – A steep gravel driveway makes AWD/4x4 necessary year-round.
🔹 Limited Cell Service – Stay connected with free high-speed WiFi, but note that cell reception may be spotty.
🔹 Vehicle Restrictions – Only vehicles under 10’9” tall and 12’0” wide can fit through the entrance gate.
RECREATIONAL ACTIVITIES:
Dougan Falls - 5 miles, 10 mins
Colombia River Gorge & Cape Horn Lookout - 5 miles, 10 mins
Washougal River State Park - 6 miles, 12 mins
Steigerwald Wildlife Refuge - 12 miles, 15 mins
Beacon Rock State Park - 12 miles, 20 mins
Waterfront Park - 30 miles, 25 mins
Multnomah Falls - 33 miles, 40 mins
Bridal Veil Falls - 36 miles, 45 mins
FAMILY ATTRACTIONS:
The Grotto - 27 miles, 35 mins
Sky Zone Trampoline Park - 29 miles, 40 mins
Lan Su Chinese Garden - 36 miles, 50 mins
Oregon Zoo - 40 miles, 50 mins
Oaks Amusement Park - 41 miles, 1 hour
Vista House - 46 miles, 1 hour
DINING:
Washougal Times - 12 miles, 20 mins
Ashwood Taps & Trucks - 12 miles, 20 mins
Acorn & the Oak - 16 miles, 25 mins
Sugarpine Drive In - 38 miles, 45 mins
BREWERIES:
Trap Door Brewery - 13 miles, 20 mins
Grains of Wrath - 15 miles, 25 mins
Recluse Brew Works - 15 miles, 25 mins
54/40 Brewing - 15 miles, 25 mins
Doomsday - 15 miles, 25 mins
Don't forget to get your Brew Passport stamped!
Portland Airport - 26 miles, 35 mins
NEARBY CITIES:
Washougal - 12 miles, 20 mins
Camas - 14 miles, 24 mins
Vancouver - 31 miles, 39 mins
Portland - 36 miles, 50 mins
Seattle - 192 miles, 3.5 hours
Security & Safety:
Your safety is our priority. This property features two exterior security cameras:
📍 Camera 1: Front porch, facing the T-Rex.
📍 Camera 2: Front porch, facing the Triceratops & Velociraptor.
🚨 Cameras are outward-facing only, monitoring exterior spaces for security. They do not record indoor areas. Motion-activated recording with video & sound.
Experience Jurassic Retreat, InvestorResidences Style
At InvestorResidences, we provide an upscale experience with premium services designed to elevate your stay and maximize your time. Our 24/7 guest support team is available to ensure everything is perfect for your trip.
Let us know how we can make your stay unforgettable. We look forward to hosting you at Jurassic Retreat! 🦖✨
Guest Access:
Guests will have access to the entire property during their stay.
Getting Around:
Parking at the property is easy and guests can park up to 4 cars for free at the front of the property. It is not an easy area to get Ubers or Lyfts so we recommend having a car if you are going to be staying here. Must have 4x4 or AWD vehicles to access the private road to the house. Only vehicles shorter than 10’9” and smaller than 12’0” wide will fit in through our gate.
Other Things to Note:
*IMPORTANT* For all VRBO, Expedia, and Direct Booking reservations, credit card processing fees will NOT be reimbursed if the reservation is canceled.
Step Into a Jurassic-Themed Escape
Immerse yourself in a prehistoric world surrounded by breathtaking natural beauty, all while enjoying modern comforts designed for an unforgettable stay.
Seamless Check-In
No keys, no hassle! Gain instant access to your vacation rental with a secure digital code, ensuring a smooth and stress-free arrival.
Your Superhost Experience
Meet Richard, the founder of InvestorResidences and a renowned Superhost dedicated to curating exceptional guest experiences. With a proven track record, he and his team are committed to making your stay seamless, memorable, and extraordinary.
Important Information
🚗 4x4 or AWD Required – Due to the steep gravel driveway, an AWD or 4WD vehicle is necessary year-round for safe access.
⏳ Early Check-In / Late Checkout – Available upon approval, with a small convenience fee.
👥 Additional Guests – Requests to exceed the maximum occupancy must be pre-approved, with an extra charge of $50 per guest per night.
🎉 No Parties – To maintain the integrity of our home and neighborhood, parties are strictly prohibited.
🐾 Pet-Friendly – Upon approval, we welcome your furry friends to join in on the adventure!
🧺 Laundry Service – For groups over 7, an additional laundry service fee applies, starting at $20 and increasing based on occupancy.
Jurassic Realm:
Transport yourself to a land of dinosaurs. This unique Airbnb is a time-traveling adventure, featuring fossil-inspired decor and life-sized replicas that capture the essence of the past.
Outdoor Exploration:
Adventure awaits at nearby spots like Dougan Falls, Washougal River State Park, and Beacon Rock State Park. Roam landscapes where ancient creatures once tread.
Scenic Trails:
Discover the beauty of the Pacific Northwest on scenic trails. From Cape Horn Lookout's panoramic vistas to the allure of Wahkeena Falls and Bridal Veil Falls, each step echoes with ancient whispers.
Family Fun:
Beyond the prehistoric, explore family attractions like The Grotto and Lan Su Chinese Garden. Oaks Amusement Park and the Oregon Zoo offer modern entertainment with a touch of timelessness.
Gateway to Discovery:
Nearby cities such as Washougal, Vancouver, and Portland invite exploration. Portland's creative energy merges history and innovation, a testament to a vibrant present inspired by the past.
Unforgettable Adventure:
As you bid farewell, Portland International Airport stands ready to return you to the present. Yet, the memories of your Jurassic-themed escape will forever be etched in time.
Book now to secure your dream vacation at the Jurassic Retreat.
Interaction with Guests:
We have a 24/7 support team that will be at your service for the entirety of your stay.
